Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Lita from Massage Clips - "Massage Instructions Video for Face and Ears"

My absolute personal favorite on YouTube is Lita from Massage Clips. More important than the actual massage is Lita's voice. It is magical. One listen and you are hooked. One word, that has been used often in the comments, describes Lita's videos perfectly: eargasm. Her most popular video (below) has only just more than 1 million hits on YouTube, which is a travesty to me.

BTW, who are the 40 people who disliked this video? And, what happened to them to make them hate life so much?

Let's talk a walk through this unfortunately short video.



0:01 - Wow! I am very comfortable already.
0:14 - She doesn't even move or speak for 10 seconds and I am nearly comatose already.
0:24 - "...calm right down." Mmmmmmm.
0:38 - Look away from her thumbs and look at the light touch she is applying with her fingers on the lower portion of the recipients face. It's those little details that make Lita so awesome.
0:54 - "OK" (in a hushed whisper) is, I think, the moment this video becomes eargasmic.
0:56 - "and the ears" like she just discovered them (a comment from pburnett11 2 years ago)
0:59 - "Like so" (in a hushed whisper) is eargasm moment #2.
1:04 - The slow zoom towards the ear is very subtle, and a very good addition.
1:16 - I could honestly care less about the ear reflexology description here. But, I am glad she is talking again.
1:33 - "It feels really good." I believe that.
1:47 - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I hate you Lita for making me love you so much.

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