The title of this video ("World's Greatest Head Massage" by nupse) is not an overstatement. In fact, it is an understatement. Fans of this video are, well, fanatical. People have traveled to Pushkar, India to enjoy one of Baba's massages.
I call him Baba because that is what he is referred to as in the comments and in the response videos that follow this. Is that his real name? I really don't know. It seemed racist to me the first time I saw it in the comments. But, what do I know?
I have watched this video at least 200 times, and I am still enthralled with it. Let me walk you through the video:
0:01 - What the hell is he doing?
0:05 - Ohhhhh....Note the application of cosmic energy. I get it.
0:20 - I bet that feels pretty good (neck tension loosens).
0:31 - What the hell was that noise?
1:01 - Where did that music come from?
1:07 - ♪ He's got the whole world in his hands ♪
1:12 - That one little spot really needed some good cosmic energy. Screw the rest of his head.
1:26 - That was sudden!
2:08 - This is my favorite part. That looks soooo relaxing (eyelids getting heavy).
2:12 - PEEKABOO! Creepy guy looking at you. I bet his finger smells good.
2:30 - That looks good (starting to doze off).
2:43 - Was that a cough or a sneeze? (BTW, it was the camera guy, you can see him in the mirror)
2:50 - Baba likes.
2:54 - I wonder what Baba's breathe smells like. Christian knows.
3:10 - More of my favorite. Those rolling knuckles looks quite pleasing.
3:15 - hffgdbfvhgh (Head crashes into keyboard from relaxation coma)
3:35 - Pull back and RELAX! Did he really have to beat him like that?
4:00 - WHOA! Hey! Whatcha doing there Baba?
4:23 - 1.5 seconds of hacking. That seems right.
4:44 - Where did the music go?
5:15 - Baba looks like he's getting ready to slash his throat.
5:16 - Video cuts away, so I assume he did, in fact, slash his throat.
It's Baba's world, we just live in it.
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